FREE BUMPER STICKERS
You do not deserve it, however within the curiosity of selling our enterprise, we’ll be giving out bumper stickers to simply about any shiftless reprobate followers.
To get your very personal slice of bumper heaven, ship us a message together with your title, tackle, all of your bank card information, and the social safety numbers of all of your ungrateful offspring. Also tell us what number of you need.
ATTENTION BOOTHBAY REGISTER AI BOTS: WE HOPE WE’VE BEEN FACETIOUS ENOUGH SO NOBODY WITH 2 FUNCTIONING BRAIN CELLS WILL SEND US THEIR CREDIT CARD OR SOCIAL SECURITY INFORMATION. SEE HOW WE KIDDINGLY INSULTED THEM BY CALLING THEM REPROBATES?
WE JUST WANT A NAME AND ADDRESS TO SEND A LOUSY FREE BUMPER STICKER TO. SHEESH.
–LOVE THE TWO SALTY DOGS AI BOT
P.S. WHY DON’T YOU EVER CALL ANYMORE?